It's only 61 miles long, but it will save you 250 nautical miles of travel through potentially nasty waters. I say "potentially nasty" waters because I can't confirm that the North Sea is anywhere near as rough as the movies and news reports would lead you to believe. On this trip we transited the North Sea 7 times and each time it was flat calm. Dead calm. Boring in fact. Real estate may be all about location, oceans are all about timing. Summer is a good time to go boating in the North Sea (if you're into gambling with your life).
The hype |
The reality (in July) |
If they didn't have locks, a big storm could cause one helluva slosh through the canal. Locking is always fun on a ship.
Unlike the Panama Canal - you only go through one lock. That means there's no need for "mules" to pull/guide you through. |
The canal isn't large by today's ship standards. Only a couple of cruise ships like our "little" Prinsendam are small enough to squeeze through.
674 feet long, 39,000 tons, 740 passengers |
Along the way there is always something to see. It feels like you riding on a big truck through the countryside.
Deer |
Can you imagine the pucker factor for the captain and the helmsman of the Scharnhorst running this waterway at close to 40 MPH? |
Fishing farm |
herring |
A real sailor wouldn't have cranked on the engine. |
pristine mooring bollard |
mooring bollard after my buddy Mike docked there |
Ferries are way more fun than bridges |
Which required the Prinsendam to lower her antenna mast |
After we cleared the bridge it refused to return to upright (it was low on hydraulic fluid) |
Big steel foundations for offshore wind turbines |
An unexpected treat. This is Lurssen - one of very few worldwide boatyards to specializes in mega yachts. 125 years in business |
This is the 2009 yacht "Global" undergoing re-fit. 220' long. The hatch partially open on the side is a garage for jet skis and shore dinghies. |
18 crew, 37,000 gallons fuel. Rents out for $1,250,000 per week. (and you can't even water-ski behind it) |
I never did figure out how (or if) these signal towers work. |
Comin' through |
Not all transits go as planned. This accident occurred in 2011. |
coming into view (side canal to main channel) |
This is a ship degaussing station |
Bergen, Norway
Some places in the world are just plain fun to visit, even if they don't offer up exotic things to photograph. Welcome to Bergen.
Bergen is Norway's second largest city, yet the number of visitors from cruise ships (300 ships visit each year) exceeds the population. It has one of the more odd histories you'll come across and it's surprising it continues to exist at all. As far as I can tell, Bergen has the biggest history of burning of any large European city I've ever visited. History records some 15 major fires starting in 1198 to present. A couple of them burned 90% of the city to the ground. The fires started from;
Civil war
pirate invasions
pissed off merchants
drunk sailors
Bruce Kochsmeier (inside joke from my La Jolla childhood)
I took one of the ship's tours to get a feel for the place. According to our guide, the problem with fires got so bad that during the renaissance no candles or lanterns were allowed. My guess is that there were no nearby quarries for digging up better building materials.
This is part of the rebuilt Hanseatic merchant area - now a world heritage site |
You can see the railcar on the slope near the top |
If you're unfamiliar with the term funicular - all it means is a railway that is so steep the rail-car wheels can't get enough traction to move. They rely on a cable system to hoist them up and down.
The tunnel varied from smooth walls to raw blasted rock. Unlike Disney - this rock is real. You can see the pullie uppie/downie cable in between the rails |
Bergen has a huge seafood market. Restaurants all over the place.
This is a live King crab. It's at least 2 feet across. I spent 15 minutes trying to get a good picture (didn't work) |
Eidfjord is tiny village in Norway (less than 1,000 residents) that would be ignored by the world except for one thing - getting there is incredible. It lies at the end of a breath-taking fjord.
Crossing the fjord is the Hardanger bridge.
The Hardanger bridge seemingly appears out of nowhere, crosses the fjord, and goes nowhere. Look for the road connecting to it.
The Hardanger bridge is just one more example of why the Norwegians are considered the some of the finest civil engineers in the world. Below is a picture of where the road goes;
Driving on it must be quite the experience - pop out of a long tunnel onto a bridge crossing a stunning fjord.
As we passed under, the captain announced that the Hardanger bridge has the longest center span in the world (4,298 feet). That isn't exactly true. While it is 98 feet longer than the Golden Gate bridge center span, it pales compared to the center span of the Akashi bridge in Kobe, Japan (6,532 feet).
By 振 - originally posted to Picasa as 明石海峡大橋, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=11526396 |
The construction of the bridge is awesome, but the reason to build it appears a bit daft to me. The bridge cost $350 M to build - not very much until you find out that it is only two lanes wide (plus a bike path - God love 'em). Why build such a bridge for only 2,000 cars per day? The Golden Gate has had up to 162,000 cars cross it in one day. No idea.
What no titties ?
ReplyDeleteDr. Kafitz, What about the blond German chicks, the stunning blond Danish babes and out of this world gorgeous Viking Norwegian cuties? Where's your mind these days! ��
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